Everyone needs some humor

[stikpusher]

[tcoat]

Apr 11, 2024 21:40:30 GMT -5 stikpusher said:

Boy that cat is in for a surprise when all of a sudden he gets strafed by the Red Baron!

[tcoat]

[lyle]

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[keavdog]

Ha - reminded me of this

[stikpusher]

Some Willie & Joe...

[BattleScale Collectica Show]

[fermis]

Apr 16, 2024 19:31:38 GMT -5 tcoat said:

 Where can I get a pair of those shoe's/boots???
They've lasted what...like 45 years???

[garybrantley]

Some are definitely not funny.   Offensive perhaps, but that's about it. 😐

[keavdog]

Sept 12, 2023 12:15:38 GMT -5 stikpusher said:

Stik at his new job

[TJ]

Apr 24, 2024 21:32:43 GMT -5 keavdog said:

Sept 12, 2023 12:15:38 GMT -5 stikpusher said:

Stik at his new job

[lyle]

RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."
8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!".
10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.
12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!".

[stuart]

Apr 25, 2024 6:22:39 GMT -5 lyle said:

RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."
8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!".
10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.
12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!".

Remind me Lyle, How long have you been married?

[lyle]

Apr 25, 2024 6:45:01 GMT -5 stuart said:

Apr 25, 2024 6:22:39 GMT -5 lyle said:

RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."
8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!".
10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.
12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!".

Remind me Lyle, How long have you been married?

Forty-nine years dated for five years, so, 54. Not all perfect, but we carry on. Miss Pam is a saint! 

Right now she is in the hospital after having a full blown seizure Tuesday evening, out of nowhere and ho history of such. Tests have shown there was no stroke, tumors, bleeds, etc ant the likely trigger was an electrolyte deficiency. So, heading there in a bit. 

we have always said that she knew what she was getting into! 

[stuart]

Apr 25, 2024 7:05:17 GMT -5 lyle said:

Apr 25, 2024 6:45:01 GMT -5 stuart said:

Remind me Lyle, How long have you been married?

Forty-nine years dated for five years, so, 54. Not all perfect, but we carry on. Miss Pam is a saint! 

Right now she is in the hospital after having a full blown seizure Tuesday evening, out of nowhere and ho history of such. Tests have shown there was no stroke, tumors, bleeds, etc ant the likely trigger was an electrolyte deficiency. So, heading there in a bit. 

we have always said that she knew what she was getting into! 

LOL! She must be! (That was a funny list)

Really sorry to hear that Lyle, best wishes to both of you and I hope she gets better asap!

Cheers,

Stuart

edit: 54 years is awesome by the way!

[lyle]

Apr 25, 2024 7:08:13 GMT -5 stuart said:

Apr 25, 2024 7:05:17 GMT -5 lyle said:

Forty-nine years dated for five years, so, 54. Not all perfect, but we carry on. Miss Pam is a saint! 

Right now she is in the hospital after having a full blown seizure Tuesday evening, out of nowhere and ho history of such. Tests have shown there was no stroke, tumors, bleeds, etc ant the likely trigger was an electrolyte deficiency. So, heading there in a bit. 

we have always said that she knew what she was getting into! 

LOL! She must be! (That was a funny list)

Really sorry to hear that Lyle, best wishes to both of you and I hope she gets better asap!

Cheers,

Stuart

edit: 54 years is awesome by the way!

Thank you Stuart. The well wishes and thoughts are deeply appreciated. 

[armornutii]

Apr 25, 2024 7:05:17 GMT -5 lyle said:

Apr 25, 2024 6:45:01 GMT -5 stuart said:

Remind me Lyle, How long have you been married?

Forty-nine years dated for five years, so, 54. Not all perfect, but we carry on. Miss Pam is a saint! 

Right now she is in the hospital after having a full blown seizure Tuesday evening, out of nowhere and ho history of such. Tests have shown there was no stroke, tumors, bleeds, etc ant the likely trigger was an electrolyte deficiency. So, heading there in a bit. 

we have always said that she knew what she was getting into! 

    Oh wow lyle, my thoughts and prayers are with you and yours. 24 for me and mine and it sounds alot like yours hills and dales however she's a keeper. She even encourages me to buy models...BONUS

[keavdog]

Best wishes for your wifes recovery Lyle. She needs more gatorade!

[kyledehart5]

Apr 25, 2024 7:05:17 GMT -5 lyle said:

Apr 25, 2024 6:45:01 GMT -5 stuart said:

Remind me Lyle, How long have you been married?

Forty-nine years dated for five years, so, 54. Not all perfect, but we carry on. Miss Pam is a saint! 

Right now she is in the hospital after having a full blown seizure Tuesday evening, out of nowhere and ho history of such. Tests have shown there was no stroke, tumors, bleeds, etc ant the likely trigger was an electrolyte deficiency. So, heading there in a bit. 

we have always said that she knew what she was getting into! 

Positive thoughts and a quick recovery to your wife Lyle!! I am very sorry to hear that.

[TJ]

What others have already said Lyle. Hope your wife has a speedy recovery.

Wednesday was 31 for my wife and I

[tcoat]

[Steve Zuleski]

Excellent Lyle, excellent, and best wishes for the Mrs., she definitely sounds like a keeper.

[lyle]

[lyle]

Snatched this from a FB page. I’m sure there are corollaries to these.

[Tobi]

Weren't there originally 15?

[keavdog]

It takes me 10 minutes to walk to the bar, but an hour to walk home.

The difference is staggering.


I got an email on how to read maps backwards.....it was spam.

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